Norwegian Wood

An April Fool's song about OOXML in Norway:

There once was a man come to Bergen
Who promised that everything's working
He came to the fjord
And bought off the board
Now we're all autospacelikeWord'ing.

There once was a man who said "Trust us!
Just take this and please make no fuss
It comes with special langcodes,
Great compatibility modes!"
I wonder how much this will cost us

There once was a man talking smart
Who told us about file format art
He was talking so nice,
Made us reverse our dice
And now we'll be thrown off the cart

Shamelessly adapted from:
http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=505908&cid=22927584